Recorded the day of release of Deathly Hallows. Only existed in a really crappy crappy crappy audio version…until now.

Parody of Withered Hope by They Might Be Giants.

Lyrics:

Severus Snape lives in Spinner’s End, Slytherin and bad, very sad man
Lily Evans says she is his friend to the end, But she doesn’t like Severus Snape
Today Snape got picked on by a bunch of Quidditch jocks, and she tried to defend him there
But he got mad at the four friends, and pulled out his wand, she restrained him there, he looked in her eyes that time, this is what he said:

Lily Evans, I’m in love with you
Want to live with you, all your life
Are you going to say to me this can never be?
Are you going to say to me, Lily, now?
Mudblood
Mudblood

Lily has found another soul mate
Lives in Godric’s Hollow with her son today
But then Voldemort kills Lily and James and Snape runs away to Dumbledore’s side
And 16 years later Snape’s dying there when he sees Lily’s son right next to him
Snape looks in his eyes one more time to catch a glimpse of Lily in Harry Potter’s eyes
(chorus)